I asked the Lord to tell me
Why my house is such a mess
He asked if I'd been 'computering',
And I had to answer 'yes.'
He told me to get off my butt,
And tidy up the house.
And so I started cleaning up...
The smudges off my mouse.
I wiped and shined the topside.
That really did the trick...
I was just admiring my good work.
A real absorbing site
So nothing's changed except my mouse.
It's as shiny as the sun.
While I sit here on my bum.
Thank you for being my e-mail buddy and friend!